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Testimonials
'Twas the best bugger I ever had, I swear! This RealHamster feels better
than a real critter! It's fantastic! It's better than a cat! Tibbles
isn't as good as this! May the Great Horned One take away all my nipple
clamps if I'm lying! Take me to the Ministry of Truth if you like! I swear
on the life of my brine shrimp! I buggered it senseless and became at one
with the universe! It was unbelievably magnificent! This RealHamster is
the best thing I've ever buggered! Boomshanka, REALHAMSTER.COM!
Nick the Bugger
Your hamster works perfectly! It does everything I've ever dreamed of and more!
The only thing better than a RealHamster would be two of them! Or two hundred!
My bank manager will understand!
Name withheld by request
I just received my RealHamster this morning. I'm impressed! I've never seen
a hamster quite as pert as this one –it looks spunkier
in the flesh than it does on your web pages. Thumper looks so lovable
and its back passage is magnificent! I can't keep my willy out of him!
Thumper and I have been at it like rabbits since he arrived and I'm throwing a buggering-hamster party this weekend. You have made me one very happy animal lover! I hope you go and make many more animal lovers happy!
Name withheld by request
I've had my hamster for a week now, and I'm amazed
at how well it's lasted! The build quality is superb!
NASA
couldn't build a hamster like this without having it come apart at the O-rings.
This is a hamster any engineer would be proud to have. I'm extremely satisfied.
Thank you for bringing Pooky to my life!
Name withheld by request
Letters
Subject: Celebrity RealHamsters
Date: Wednesday, 17 December 1997
From: Name and e-mail address withheld by request
This site is spectacular! You guys really know what makes a hamster-fancier happy. Have you considered creating a range of 'Celebrity RealHamsters'? Perhaps a Neville the Fat Hamster version, a Hammy Hamster, or even a Special Patrol Group? Think of the sales potential!
Imagine the fun to be had, rogering a likeness of Penfold for a piffling $4000!
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Date: Friday, 28 November 1997
From: Name and e-mail address withheld by request
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