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Features

• Elastic – remains tight even after millions of operations
• Heat Resistant – operates efficiently at temperatures up to 58°C
• Water Resistant – to 200 metres
• Washable – easy-to-clean fur fabric
• Durable – can withstand over 200 lbs of thrust
• Lifelike – anatomically correct, if better-endowed than most real hamsters
• Realistic Feel – firm and squicky in all the right places
• Smells and Tastes like the Real Thing
• Flexible – can adopt new postures without disengaging
• Sexy and Pleasurable – dramatically enhances sexual prowess
• Safe – no risk of disease or nuclear catastrophe
• Convenient – easily stored in a briefcase or codpiece
• Relaxing and Comforting – undemanding, easy to feed and always around when you need it
• Affordable – cheaper than a Cherry 2000

Elastic Flesh

This clip demonstrates the RealHamster's amazing ability to cope with seven inches even without the aid of duct tape. We use an articulated skeleton and an efficient layout of the hamster's cybernetic components.

There is no chance of a fuel explosion because the butane is not stored in a conventional tank. Instead, the fuel is confined to the porous marrow of the hamster's skeleton, made from our uniquely designed reticulated foam.

Accessory Kit

Each RealHamster comes with a complete accessory kit.

The kit includes Celtic Misht lubricant, Monty's perfume, duct tape, nipple clamps, a rocket-propelled butt plug and an operator's manual.

The RealHamster accessory kit is not sold separately.

Lubrication

RealHamsters prefer Celtic Misht alcohol-based lubricant

Celtic Misht prevents chafing, protects metals and starts wet engines! It's the № 1 rated lube!

Feet

The feet on our RealHamsters are engineered from sketches drawn by someone who once saw a hamster on the B.B.C. television show, The Young Ones.

Technical Data

Feature	Body 1	Body 2
Fur material	High quality fur fabric
Powerplant	Fuel cell optimised for butane
Skeleton	Stainless steel with reticulated foam-filled cavities for fuel storage
Length	Over 7"	Over 6½"
Weight	1.22 lbs (approx.)	1.12 lbs (approx.)
Thighs	Standard or Thunder Thighs™	Standard or effete 'lil things
Fur colour	White, blonde, orange, brown, sable or black
Belly colour	White, blonde, orange, brown, sable or black
Eye colour	Black, red, demonic or cherenkov
Nose colour	Black, red or pink
Claw colour	White, black, chrome or black chrome
Claw type	Standard, iron or tungsten-carbide
CPU model	555, 68060, Alpha, Babbage or Gibson
Mammary glands	None, normal or tits-like-melons
Areola colour	Brown, red or pink
Willy size	None, small, ANSI, large, or horse-masher
Vaginal entry	Optional
Anal entry	Mandatory
Oral entry	Comes standard with all hamsters