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Models

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Slayer

This hamster is gorgeous and adaptable. Slayer is our best-selling hamster and this photo reveals why!

Specifications

Head Type:

4

Body Type:

1

Fur Colour:

Orange

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

Alpha

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Thumper

Thumper's powerful vibrator makes it one of our most popular hamsters ever. Take a closer look!

Specifications

Head Type:

3

Body Type:

1

Fur Colour:

Brown

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

555

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Squick

This is the hamster Nick the Bugger made famous! With one of these, you could become famous too!

Specifications

Head Type:

5

Body Type:

1

Fur Colour:

Orange

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

68060

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Beach Squick

This is a beach blond Squick gone tough and buff, with active sonar and six shark buggering torpedoes.

Specifications

Head Type:

5

Body Type:

1

Fur Colour:

Fawn

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

68060

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Shredder

Back by popular demand! It slices! It dices! It can be thrown like a shuriken! No martial arts student will want to be without one!

Specifications

Head Type:

3

Body Type:

2

Fur Colour:

Red-Orange

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

Babbage

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Cadbury

Our newest model, with powerful paws and abs of titanium alloy!!

Specifications

Head Type:

6

Body Type:

2

Fur Colour:

Rich brown

Nose Colour:

Black

CPU:

Gibson

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